Cheap Suit! Cheap Suit!

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 7:53 pm

This isn't a joke, my dad got this in a fortune cookie recently:
<img src="upload/files/cheapsuit.jpg">

It seems the fortune cookie isn't the only thing that goes stale.
Anyone ever gotten something just as (or more) funny as this one?

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 8:07 pm

My sister told me to add "in bed" to the end of every fortune cookie fortune. It doesn't really work with that one, though.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 8:18 pm

I used to do that, it was either "in bed" or "on the toilet."

Once I got this:
"<i>You are welcomed in any group gathering</i>" -in bed.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 8:21 pm

Perhaps it means Spazz should go shopping for sexy lingerie? Or a saucy French maid's outfit?

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 8:25 pm

Usually, I stick between the sheets in there.

Post by Bo » Sun Oct 10, 2004 10:23 pm

"In Bed" is the best game ever. Some of my friends and I went out for Chinese the other day. One got "In God we trust. All others must pay [in bed]" and "You will lead the community with your special skills [in bed]". I got "Your sense of humor will bring you success [in bed]".
One time I got "Our first love and last love is self love [in bed]".

Another good game is to say the name of a car model, and then replace the name of the make with the word "Anal". Ford Explorer, Ford Probe, and GMC Safari are all good ones.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 5:59 am

Zeta wrote:Perhaps it means Spazz should go shopping for sexy lingerie? Or a saucy French maid's outfit?

Well, what guy hasn't wanted to try panties on?

...erÃ¢â‚¬â€œon their head, I mean, aheh. Uh, that's right..over their head..

Don't try to cheat on your boyfriend, Zeta. >_^

Trog13 · Post by **Trog13** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:23 am

I got one that told me I have a future in home decorating. Then my next one said I could be an excellent gardener. It's like the cookies were accussing me of being gay.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:30 am

My cookies keep promising me great wealth and lucrative opportunities, neither of which seems to have happened yet... Actually, though, I guess that's about right considering all fortune cookies are made in Texas. (That's true, read the labels.)

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 9:08 am

My sister told me to add "in bed" to the end of every fortune cookie fortune. It doesn't really work with that one, though.

You're such a whore. I thought I invented that game.

"You will learn many new skills. Try them out soon in bed."

Seriously.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:06 am

Everyone does the "in bed" thing I thought.

Kishi · Post by **Kishi** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 12:12 pm

I think so many fortunes lend themselves to it that everyone would eventually realize it independently.

Ash Holt · Post by **Ash Holt** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:25 pm

Light Speed wrote:Everyone does the "in bed" thing I thought.

I don't, because it's two blows to the face away from being retarded.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:27 pm

"An angel with hands is more blessed than an angel with wings - IN BED!"

Er, I guess that works. Do angels give eachother handjobs?

Protodude · Post by **Protodude** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:43 pm

Before people started making all those cutesy baby angel paintings, all angels were men, even in the bible.

At least, I think that's how it went......

Post by **Segaholic2** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:44 pm

They do now. Ã‚Â¬_Ã‚Â¬

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:08 pm

Ugh. Bad mental image of Matt Damon and Ben Aflick feeling eachother up on the set of Dogma.

I realize it problably actually happened. I just don't want to picture it.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Tue May 10, 2005 6:56 pm

Heheh, one I just got; this was too funny to pass up:
<img src="http://home.graffiti.net/spazzth:graffiti.net/fanny.jpg">

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Tue May 10, 2005 11:10 pm

OMG! In BED! :p

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Wed May 11, 2005 9:47 am

It's funny and relevant because Zeta has mansecks.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Wed May 11, 2005 9:52 am

I remember this game, I'd be careful of the fortune Spazz, just in case someone does try to bust your ass.

Post by **Crazy Penguin** » Wed May 11, 2005 2:37 pm

j-man wrote:It's funny and relevant because Zeta has mansecks.

You're British damnit Josh. You're supposed to register the word "fanny" as cunt, not ass.

smiths32 · Post by **smiths32** » Wed May 11, 2005 3:54 pm

People register "fanny" as "ass," how ironic...

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Wed May 11, 2005 4:45 pm

I thought about it, but I decided to appeal to the masses.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Wed May 11, 2005 5:10 pm

Crazy Penguin wrote:
j-man wrote:It's funny and relevant because Zeta has mansecks.
You're British damnit Josh. You're supposed to register the word "fanny" as cunt, not ass.

Busting your cunt.
That's catchy.