Not only does Shadow have a gun, now he also has a bike.

Post by **Popcorn** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:55 pm

Lizard wrote:Godwin's Law is as strong as ever.

You know who else was strong? Hitler. And that didn't make him right.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:06 pm

Fandom Wank... Weren't they the ones with all of that terrible infighting?

Post by **Delphine** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:15 pm

The entire internet has terrible infighting.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:37 pm

You know who else was strong? Hitler. And that didn't make him right.

Sure he was. Man, fuck those jews.

Protodude · Post by **Protodude** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:55 pm

SHOCK

Post by **Popcorn** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:06 pm

Green Gibbon! wrote:
You know who else was strong? Hitler. And that didn't make him right.
Sure he was. Man, fuck those jews.

You know, it's about time someone stood up and said that. I hate those fucking Jews too. But not as much as I fucking hate YOU. And niggers.

Post by **Popcorn** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 4:37 pm

Here, incidentally, is an observation.

Sonic the Hedgehog 1 release: 1991. Sonic Adventure announcement: 1998. (Seven year difference.)

SA1 announcement: 1997. Shadow the Hedgehog announcement: 2005. (Seven year difference.)

Amount of progress made between Sonic 1 and SA1 (at least in technological/creative terms): loads.

Amount of progress made between SA1 and Shadow: :(

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 4:39 pm

I don't know if a simple :( is enough to describe such as it is.

Post by **Popcorn** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 4:54 pm

I guess that's not such an entirely fair observation, though, since I'd still consider this lot of consoles to be part of the same generation that the Dreamcast gave birth to. In that respect, this generation has been going for seven fucking years... I can't wait to move on. It's been a really long time since I've been genuinely wowed by a video game making a tremendous and obvious leap from what's been seen before. I think the only example I can give from the last four or five years is Half-Life 2. (Can I take this opportunity to once again remind everyone to play that?)

It's been far, far too long since a Sonic game has looked good graphically, though.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:03 pm

He's got guns and he's got motorcycles. Give him that unshaven stubble look and he'd be all set.

No, now Shadow needs Adamantium Claws to "snickt" out of his knuckles. And a cigar.

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:07 pm

Popcorn wrote:
Green Gibbon! wrote:
You know who else was strong? Hitler. And that didn't make him right.
Sure he was. Man, fuck those jews.
You know, it's about time someone stood up and said that. I hate those fucking Jews too. But not as much as I fucking hate YOU. And niggers.

That is just wrong.

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:46 pm

Thanks for the update.

Opa-Opa · Post by **Opa-Opa** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:02 am

Here's a funny comparison:

The SuperMobile!

Or:

Hulk's Monster Truck!!

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 6:02 am

What's to compare? They are both forms of shameless licensing.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 11:59 pm

Well, the Flash did want his own superhero vehicle. But only so that he'd have a place to bang chicks.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 5:25 am

He doesn't need a place to bang chicks, he could do it in the street. It would take him, like, a yoctosecond.

Dash · Post by **Dash** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 4:07 pm

Wouldn't the friction caused by doing it so fast....like, really hurt? I mean maybe the Flash could take it, as he's built to withstand friction, but I imagine the girl would have a serious case of rug burn.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 9:33 pm

I doubt the Flash even asks for permission. It's not like the girl's getting any pleasure out of .01 seconds of sex, anyway, even though most gals might be used to guys squirting fast...

And he's not even getting any LOTR out of the deal.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 9:36 pm

You think The Flash has ever tried to do something constructive with his life? Maybe like serving as a mail carrier?

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 12:27 am

The post office would problably fire him for being too fast.

Ancient · Post by **Ancient** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 12:38 am

Superman has a vehicle?

I always thought he was pathetic.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 2:24 am

I don't even get how the Hulk would be able to drive.

Owen Axel · Post by **Owen Axel** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 3:36 am

Omni Hunter wrote:I don't even get how the Hulk would be able to drive.

I don't think it's meant for driving. Think of it as a bludgeon.

Adam Adamant · Post by **Adam Adamant** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:02 am

Popcorn wrote:Amount of progress made between SA1 and Shadow: :(

Yeah, but you can say that about almost any 2D to 3D update 14 years ago. Mario 64 was a big leap but Sunshine was not. Because then they had a lot more to change, now they just have motor bikes and stuff.

Also, I bet Hitler did kill some Jews himself. He must have killed at least one or something, I mean, all those Jews dying and he just sits there. "No, I'm not gonna kill any, that's the SS's job. I'm just here to greenlight the project, they can have all the fun." Somehow I don't think so.

Also, the Super Mobile, is a spaceship, which he would use, because he breathes air and so can't fly through space.

Also, did anyone know the Flash can vibrate his own molecules and those of things he's touching that they kind of disassemble and he can go through walls?

God damn it, I'm just so clever.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 10:33 am

Also, the Super Mobile, is a spaceship, which he would use, because he breathes air and so can't fly through space

Superman can breathe in space.