GHZ Art Contest - Worst Art

Post by **Segaholic2** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:15 am

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:57 am

I voted for Ngangibus. I mean, look at it. His testicle is coming out of his scrotum while a drill is inserted into his member. That is a special kind of awful.

cjmcray · Post by **cjmcray** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:09 am

I'd go the obvious route, and vote for one of the pics of Sonic with a penis, but i'm gonna go with Forza Johnson's (Edit: I'm sorry, Johnman's) one.

Seriously, Knuckles looks SCARY in that pic.

DackAttac · Post by **DackAttac** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:13 am

I went with Smile's. I just flat-out chortled my ass off at that one.

Ngangibus... I really have nothing to say for you. It's all been said. Maybe not all from this forum, but a few choice sentences from a concentration camp here or there should fill in the gaps. An A for effort, though. Maybe a little... too much effort. Although I should count my blessings urine was in no way involved.

Post by **G.Silver** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:26 am

My vote is on Forza's, it's all about Knuckles' face--crudely drawn and also hilarious. I had a feeling that would be my favorite at the time.

I was hoping more people would take up the disgusting challenge, but it turns out maybe it's just as well, Ngangbius' entry is hard for me to look at directly. But I still appreciate the effort.

Opa-Opa · Post by **Opa-Opa** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:03 am

Ngangbius' entry is making my vote itch. Man... I feel guilty looking at it. I mean, I felt guilty, because even though I looked at it for 10 seconds and got really sick, in my soul, I managed to memorize every inch of it, which really really sucks.

I'm gonna think a bit more about this.

Opa-Opa · Post by **Opa-Opa** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:07 am

Smile's entry actually reminds me of Kids in the Hall, and I have no idea why, but I can picture Dave Foley running around shouting "I am dang, dang evil!"

Post by **Pepperidge** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:12 am

Silv gets my vote easily.

As for Ngangbius' piece... I know she wanted to squeeze every form of bodily excrement in, but I'm not convinced that you can actually extract semen that way. Of course, he's an anthropomorphic hedgehog, so I suppose some creative license can be taken.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 4:13 am

I voted for big_smile cause it was pretty funny and it really just looks terrible. The way it's so lightly sketched onto a piece of notebook paper. In terms of just bad art I think he takes the cake, good form.

Samface · Post by **Samface** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 4:21 am

I like Kogen's because I initially mistook the line of rings for speech. I thought someone off-panel was saying "Oooooooo." Seriously.

Opa-Opa · Post by **Opa-Opa** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:01 am

I think I'll vote for Smile because every time read "SHAOWD" I crack.

Forza Johnman · Post by **Forza Johnman** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 6:02 am

I dunno really. Going to go with Big Smile's. It makes me laugh.

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 6:38 am

I think I finally figured out the true purpose why folks like Waita Uziga or all the other artists you usually find on Gurochan draw the awful, eye-gouging shit they usually do. The purpose isn't to arouse people, no. The real reason for their drawings is to squick as many people as possible for their own amusement. I mean most of the stuff they produce is sure as hell isn't erotic to most people.

That said, I don't think even I want to see the picture I drew ever again. XD

cjmcray · Post by **cjmcray** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 6:50 am

I have yet to click on NGangbius' entry.

Something tells me it will haunt my nightmares forever.

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 6:59 am

C'mon, do it! Don't be a wuss!

Wait, you voted without seeing all of the entries?

Opa-Opa · Post by **Opa-Opa** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:14 am

cjmcray wrote:I have yet to click on NGangbius' entry.

Something tells me it will haunt my nightmares forever.

Exactely! I have the same feeling.

Post by **Crazy Penguin** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 11:46 am

big_smile's got my vote.

"HELP ME EGGMAN. FATHER! I WILL GIVE YOU EGGS IF YOU DO!"

Made me laugh way more than it should have done.

Frieza2000 · Post by **Frieza2000** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 11:56 am

Smile. I didn't want to vote for anyone that fell back on the furry. Not that many people <i>fell back</i> on it. Actually, most of the disgusting pictures are <i>too good</i> for me to think of them as the worst. I considered Opa-Opa's as well, but the story element of Smile's is enough of an extra to put it on top.

Opa-Opa · Post by **Opa-Opa** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:29 pm

I can't believe I actually got one vote! Rico the Hedgehog must be a lot more popular than I thought!

Samface · Post by **Samface** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:31 pm

Incidentally, does cjmcray's make anyone else think of Ren and Stimpy?

DarkPrime · Post by **DarkPrime** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:39 pm

How could mine have gone without a vote? There must be a problem with the poll.

Post by **Delphine** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:47 pm

That's what you get for not voting for yourself.

DarkPrime · Post by **DarkPrime** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:49 pm

Delphine wrote:That's what you get for not voting for yourself.

Woman, I am a gentleman and a scholar. It is uncouth to vote for oneself.

Post by **Delphine** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 4:25 pm

DarkPrime wrote:I am a gentleman and a scholar.

The hell you doing here?

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:09 pm

I voted for a person's artwork. I'm not going to say who, because it is nobody's business.

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GHZ Art Contest - Worst Art

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